they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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