Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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