I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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