I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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