Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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