if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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