Don't make out with my wife yet
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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