yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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