So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.