Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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