question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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