just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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