so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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