Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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