sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
