Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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