if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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