She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
