Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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