Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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