if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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