i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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