We're like a lot better than the average bears
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He felt like a one man threesome
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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