I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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