Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We need to get me chipped asap
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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