turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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