Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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