Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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