quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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