VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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