singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Randomize