He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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