i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This baby is an asshole
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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