Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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