i would punch a child for taco bell
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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