I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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