wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
