I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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