i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Is it penis luge time yet?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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