On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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