I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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