so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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