I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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