quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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