return my video game
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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