why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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