You really coming over, don't trick.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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