Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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