party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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