New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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