too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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