How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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