So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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