Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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