I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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