Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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