found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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