brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think a kid would responsible me up
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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