I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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