I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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