planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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